PHOTO OP: Just Try to Resist This Duckling
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To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.
Anna Louise Strong (via theneontiger)
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
| Body: | Oh, guess what time of the month it is! |
| Me: | Please, god, no-- |
| Ovaries: | ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!! |
| Brain: | I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious |
| Me: | Please, guys, calm down-- |
| Face: | TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. |
| Brain: | And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn |
| Torso: | Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO |
| Me: | STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! |
| Stomach: | lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon! |
| Me: | I hate you all |
| Brain: | I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. |
| Face: | Lol, i'm not done yet. |
| Uterus: | what did i ever do to deserve this? |
| Brain: | you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. |
| Uterus: | You mother fuckers. |
| Torso: | CONTRACT! |
| Me: | I quit being female, I am now a llama. |
| Brain: | Me gusta. |
i love you, too =))
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- 23rd September 2011 at 2:58am
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HAHAHA. Guilty.
