January 2012
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“To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human...”
– Anna Louise Strong (via theneontiger)
November 2011
2 posts
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
October 2011
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September 2011
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That awkward moment when you don't know if you...
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August 2011
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When the bell rings and everybody starts leaving...
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“The idea that a mother could somehow, some way just get rid of the child that...”
– From THIS Blog (via mighty2save)
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This too accurate not to reblog..,
didsomeonejustscratchme:
Popular girls: Popular boys: Me and my friends:
Whenever I try to study, I always just end up...
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lolsofunny:))
